**Iseen the bright lights ofMemphis **
** And the Commodore Hotel**
** And underneath the streetlamp **
** I met a Southern belle **
** Oh, she took me to the river ****
[ Radio Stations Changing ]
[ Man ] Ijust love mushrooms. One ofmy favorites,
or as I call it "the king ofmushrooms, " is the porcini.
Now stop right there. Don 't be alarmed.
There 's a lot ofconfusion in this country...
between porcini, the Italian name,
and cepes, which is the French name.
They're fat and they're earthy.
Now, the porcini is most often seen dried here in this country.
And they would always be labeled "dried porcinis, "
not "dried cepes. " [ Man ] Beck!
Okay? They are very, very, very flavorful. Com e on.
I t õs about ti me. Hour and a half I õve been waiti ng.
Man, you're lucky to be getting in. It's an extremelyprivate party tonight.
Let õs go. **** [ Hip-hop ]
What õs he drinking? Jagermeister and Cristal.
Great.
**** [ Hip-hop ]
Security? No, but we do have a slight problem.
Have fun.
What õs the problem?
That'syourproblem. Okay, the guyon the left isJaleelJohnson.
I think he õs like the left tackle or something. Jamal johnson.
Defensive end. He's the best defensive lineman...
Notre Dame's produced in the last 20years, maybe ever.
The guy on his left is Kambui jackson.
Ran for 2,000yards lastyear, all-pro five years in a row.
The guy in the headband, that's Fernando Lewis, middle linebacker.
- Plays a lot like Ray Lewis. - [ Glass Breaks ]
- He just hits harder. - Whatever, Beck. I õm not i nto footbal l.
The other two guys are j immy Coggeshell and David Mulaire.
- Whoo! - One's from USC, the other one's from Ohio State.
- [ Bone Cracks ] -[Man ] Stay down, bitch!
Well, anyway, the guyyou õre looking for is right there. That õs Brian Knappmiller.
Throws like Brett Favre,
bets like Pete Rose.
So, I'm telling this cat, I'm like, "Yo, I know it's you thatjumped.
I know it õs you. I saw you Jump. Don õt tell me it õs not you. õ õ
- He's like, "I don't know. " I'm like, "Dog. " - Excuse me.
- It õs you. I know. - [ Clears Throat ] Excuse me.
- I'm sorryto botheryou guys. I apologize. - Hold up, my man.
I ain õt got no hookups to tryout camps. You gotta show up like everybody else.
You õre a big boy though. I thinkyou õll be all right.
So I õm tellin õ the cat I don õt wanna have to sit through--
Excuse me, Brian, I õm sorry. I õm not here to talk toyou about tryouts
Ifl could have one minute ofyour time. I got it. Pass me that.
Who do I make this out to, man?
Who do I make it out to? Yeah, what õs your name?
- Beck. B-E-C-K. - Beck?
- What õs up, man? - What õs happening?
- Here you go, man? Knockyourself out. All right? - Thankyou.
You got it. Now, whatyou gonna do?
You gonna come back, orwhat?
****[Hip-hop Continues ] Excuse me.
I õm really sorry. Yo, man, what areyou doing, man?
Couple of months ago, you made some wagers with an associate of mine.
- Two, three months ago? - What õs up, Knappy?
- Nothing. It õs good. EnJoyyour drink. - What õs up,jimmy?
Bets? You come embarrass me in front ofmyfriends about some bets?
Don õt mean to embarrass you. This is embarrassing to me. I õm a big fan.
But $50,000, you might have remembered. I know what it is, man.
Listen. There õs a "G õ õ to get me started.
Nowyou do me a favor. You tell your man I õm gonna see him on Mondaywith the rest.
And not to send anybody else to see me. All right?
[ Sighs ] Brian.
I õm gonna need some collateral from you.
What?
I õm gonna need the ring.
[ Chuckles ]
I õm sorry. Areyou-- Yo!
Slip it to me under the table, on the low-low.
I õll make sureyou get it back. On the low-low.
You want the ring? I'll give it. You want a drink too?
- Thankyou. - Take the ring, buddy.
That õs what I think about that. Get the hell on, man.
Go, man, go! Go! Hey, do something with this.
You heard the man. Let õs go, man. Get up.
Okay.
That õs right, playboy, walk. Go on, man.
Get your ass outta here.
** Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ****
- You all right? - This shit burns.
[ Line Ringing ]
[ Man ] Hello. Hey, it õs me.
Oh, yeah, he õs here. We got a problem though.
He õs got the entire offensive line. The entire offensive line is here.
Let me do it another night. How about that?
They õve got a legitimate shot at repeating this year. I do not want to hurt them.
I don õt wanna go out-- [Man On Phone, Indistinct]
Okay, Billy.
[Phone Snaps Shut]
[ Sighs ]
** Is thatyour chik** ** Peopleyou know **
** Me and Timbaland been hot since 20years ago **
** What da dillyyo Now what da dillyyo Ifyou wanna battle me **
Knappm i I ler, you got two choices. Option "A õ õ: You give me the ring. **** [ Continues ]
Option " B õ õ: I make you give me the ring.
I õll take "B. õ õ
- Ooh! - Wrong choice.
** Getcho freak on Getcho freak on Getcho freak on**
** Getcho freak on Getcho freak on **
** Getcho freak on Missy be puttin' it down **
** I'm the hottest round I toldyour mutha **
** Y'all can stop me now Listen to me now **
** I'm lastin'20 rounds And ifyou want me, people **
** Then come and get me now Is you with me now **
** The biggie biggie bounce I knowyou dig the way I sw-- sw-- switched my style **
** Holla ** ** People sing around People gather round**
- Okay. -** People jump around Quiet **
** Shh, hush yo mouth **
** Silence when I spit it out **
- [ Bone Breaks ] -** In your face **
** Open yo mouth Give you a taste **
** Holla ** ** Ain't no stoppin'me **
** Copywritten so don't copy me **
** Getcho freak on Getcho freak on **
**** [ Continues, Indistinct ]
Put hi m down, man!
[ Record Scratches ]
Oh! Ohh!
Aah! [ Record Scratches ]
[ Knappmiller Groans ]
- [ Bones Crack ] - [ Yells ]
Yo, man, what õs with all this hostility, man?
You should have taken option "A. õ õ
[ Panting ]
Are you all right, mate?
Areyou okay? [ Groaning ]
Thanks, mate.
- [ Tires Skid ] - [ Buzzes ]
There he is. Why õd you send him, Billy?
Martin? Oh, he was Just backup.
After I got your call, I wasn õt so sure you could deliver, you know.
- What happened anyway? - He stole it from me.
He gotyou with those beanbags? No.
That is gonna be 0 offyourvig anyway.
Billy, you know I õve got plans. You are gonna stop nickel and diming me.
It õs a tough business, you know, the restaurant business.
I hear that 75% ofthem fail the firstyear, and you know why?
Under capitalization. That õs why.
Ijust don't think-- Billy, I want out. I want a new life.
I want my money and I want it now.
Now. Now.
Okay.
[PaperRustling]
One Job.
One Job, I wipe your slate clean.
And you have your restaurant.
Go on. Open it up.
Come on.
It's a photo ofTravis Alfred Walker.
Stanford dropout, treasure hunter.
Only, to date, the only thing he õs found is trouble.
Did you say, "Walker õ õ? My son.
He õs from my third marriage. Lasted about three minutes.
That picture was taken about two months ago.
Some goldmining town called El Dorado, down in the middle ofthe Amazon.
How much? 50 large.
- With that kind of money, invite him backyourself. - The boy doesn õt trust me.
- Kidnapping õs gonna help. - Is that sarcasm?
You wanna besarcastic, you do it toyourmonkeyfriends.
You do not do it to me!
Doyou understand?
I õm sorry, Billy.
You õre goddamn right you are.
- What õd he do? - Pissed off the wrong people.
I don't have to remindyou what happens whenyou do that, do I?
So I bought him some forgiveness.
But if I don õt bring him back here to face the music,
you know damn well that I can õt carry a tune.
So, you deliver my boy back here.
You bring him right through that door,
you walk out ofthis house a free man...
with a restaurant.
** His final words **
** Don't takeyourguns to town, son**
** Leaveyourguns at home, Bill**
** Don't takeyourguns to town ****
Is that duct tape? Oh, aye. Aye, aye.
Don õt worry there, little fella. Walk by faith, not by sight. Hmm?
Willyou look at that? We can't land now.
- Why? Why can õt we land? - They got the "booze on the grind. õ õ
"Booze on the grind õ õ? Aye, the bulls on the ground. The cattle down there.
Cows. Yeah. I'll give them a wee fright there.
Ah, get moving! Ah, come on then! Outta me way!
Outta me way,you!
Move it! Move it now! Shoo!
Outta my way!
Outta me way. [ Laughs ]
[ Cattle Mooing ]
[ Pilot Laughing]
All right there, get off the-- Okay, gotcha.
Hey, Sugie, what õd I tell you about not let-- My needle was totally nackered.
R.PM.s all overthe shaft.
- Is this the onlyroad in and out? - Ifyou wanna stay alive.
- Why õs that? - That there, that õs the Jungle, little fella.
You got anacondas in there. Poison arrow frogs, black flies, bullet ants.
Ifthey don õt getyou, the rebels will.
- What? - Aye, rebels. That õs what I õm telling you.
To them, Cornelius Hatcher õs built a Babylon in paradise.
- Built a what? - A Babylon.
Yeah, that mine...
is as close as a man can come to the gates ofhell,
while his heart õs still beating.
The Sundayschoolpicnic is over, I'll tellyou that.
Stay out of the Jungle, little fella, okay?
[Horn Honking]
I, uh-- I found these flowers growing in the deepest parts of the Jungle.
As far as I can tell, no one õs ever identified them,
which means that I õm responsible for naming them.
I can only think of one word...
that fits something so beautiful.
Mariana.
How much doyou want?
- What? - How much?
I need your uncle õs boat. A day or two, max. Mariana, listen.
You borrowmycar, you bring it back with no windshield. You borrow mybrother's scooter--
The scooter was mechanical. It wasn õt my fault.
Now you want to borrow my uncle õs boat? And, "I found it. I found it. õ õ
You will never find this "Garbo õ õ ofyours.
Shh, it õs gato. I told you.
- Gato. - It õs out there, Mariana.
I know exactlywhere it is. But I need that boat.
How much? I told you--
No, how much is your gato worth?
- This is a very significant academic find, Mariana. - How much?
- It õs not about money. - You lie like a little girl.
I õm not lying.
Ifl get the boat foryou, you have to take mewith you.
That õs ridiculous. We õre talking about a lousy boat here.
And we split the take 50-50. I õve been doing all the work, okay?
I found it. No way. Fifty-fifty, Travis.
Seventy-thirty. Fifty-fifty.
- Sixty-forty. - Fifty-fifty, and I get off ofwork at 6:00.
Then we can go and get your gato.
You õre evil.
Thankyou. Whatever.
For the flowers.
Harvey, someone here to see your brother.
- Where õs he from? - He õs an American.
- You got a gun? - No, I don õt like guns.
Check him.
[ Speaking Portuguese ]
- What õs the current payout? - Give me a payout for quadrant three.
[ Speaking Portuguese ]
[ Frog Trilling ]
[ Portuguese ]
Two-four, two-five. Down 20 percent.
[ Portuguese ]
You checked him? All right. Let's go.
Come on.
Never met an American who didn õt like guns.
Tell õem to dig harder.
If only it were that simple, eh, Mr. Beck?
- How doyou know my name? - When a man ofyour dimensions...
travels all this way to visit a place like this,
it arouses the curiosity.
What can I do foryou? Doyou know this man?
Ah, Travis Walker.
I let him do some excavating around the mine,
allow him to rent a room in my town,
all for a fair 60% ofanything he might unearth.
Can you tell me where to find him? Yeah,Just follow the bullshit.
The guy õs got a mouth should be in the circus.
Brother, please. Doyou have business with him?
I do. Good. What kind ofbusiness? I love business.
It õs personal.
So, why come to me?
When I õm a guest in another man õs house, Ah.
I don õt reach into his refrigerator without asking permission.
Refrigerator? I wanna showyou something, Mr. Beck.
Does that look like a refrigerator toyou?
Looks more like hell.
Well, you see hell. I see a spellbinding sense of purpose.
I see the value ofkeeping your eye on the ball.
When a bride slips the ring on herfinger,
when a businessman lays his hands on a Rolex,
when a rapper gets a shiny new tooth,
this is that cost, Mr. Beck.
My horror for thei r beauty. My hel I for thei r I ittle sl ice of heaven.
Somebody's gotta keep his eye on the ball.
That somebody is me, Mr. Beck.
I am down here every day...
keeping my eye on the ball.
That'sjust a simple fact oflife.
And ifyou're bold enough to face that cold, hard fact,
you can make a lot of money.
- What do you want with the kid? - I õve come to take him home.
That õll cost you $1 0,000.
I need to borrow the jeep. Uh, wait a minute, friend.
I õll giveyou $1,000. Huh?
I õll giveyou $1,000.
I need you to take my bag back to the plane.
Keep the engine running. Can you do that?
For $1,000? That õs right.
I õll find a way.
Declan, I õm gonna be coming fast. Yeah.
-[Glasses Clinking] -[Pool Balls Clacking]
American?
Yeah.
Where from? Someplace that õs got bartenders.
What can I get you?
I õll take a beer.
- Nice flowers. - O tolo sorrindo.
The smiling fool.
You know, back in the States, Brazil nuts like these go for $1 5 a pound.
Well, those fell offthe tree out back.
And around here we don õt call them Brazil nuts.
What doyou call õem? Well, we õre in Brazil,
so we Just call them nuts.
Fair enough. Sowhat brings you to the Amazon? Otherthan the food and drink, of course.
I õm looking for a man.
- What õs your type? - His name õs Travis Walker.
Brown hair, he's in his 20s. Wears a blue shirt,jeans.
Right now, he's got a real bewildered look on his face.
- Do I know you? - The name õs Beck.
What can I do for you, Mr. Beck?
I need you to make a choice for me. A choice.
Option "A õ õ or option "B õ õ? What õs option "A õ õ?
Well, option "A " isyou and I walk outta here nice and easy,
get in myjeep and we drive back to the airstrip.
And then we begin our long Journey back to Los Angeles.
Be no blood, no broken bones.
And no problems. [ Chuckles ] What õs in Los Angeles?
Your father.
What õs option "B õ õ? Pretty much the opposite of"A. õ õ
But I wouldn õt recommend that one.
I õll take option "C. õ õ
Travis, there is no option "C. õ õ
Really? Mm-hmm.
Are you sure? I mean, big boy,
there õs always an option "C. õ õ
[ Groans, Whimpers ]
- Ow, ow! So angry! - Shut up.
Shut up! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Like Isaid, there is no option "C. "
Let me introduceyou to option "C. "
[ Hatcher] Mr. Beck.
There õs been a slight change in the narrative.
An unexpected twist you might say.
Can I have a beer, please?
Mr. Hatcher, I wasjust gonna come findyou when this--
- The kid stays. - I paid you.
Well, fortunately, I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
Apparently, young Mr. Walker may have stumbled onto a trinket of some value,
andas he's locatedit in myjungle,
yup, I õm gonna need him to lead me to it.
Okay, so let õs go, dickhead.
- Don õt call me a dickhead, you dickhead. - Did you find it or not, asshole?
- What's that, asshole? - Harvey. - Did you find it or not, asshole?
- What õs that, asshole? - Did you find it or not, asshole?
- Don õt! - Hey, don õt rock the boat.
[ Scoffs ] Okay.
I don õt want any trouble. Then leave now and don õt come back.
And the 1 0,000? Considerit tax deductible.
A contribution to your personal health fund.
With all due respect, Mr. Hatcher,
I õm feeling pretty healthy.
- Oh, yeah? - Walk.
Don õt make waves.
Look out for the chair!
- Wow. - [ HarveyWhimpering ]
You õre gonna kill us all, Mr. Beck?
[ Groaning ]
[ Groans ]
I tried to be reasonable.
It õs not the way to do business.
You should have kept the gun.
You õre dead already. You Just don õt know it yet.
This is option "B õ õ? Are you kidding me?
Quiet. You õre dead. You õre so dead.
We õre not gonna be able to get outta here. All this land, Hatcher owns it.
- The road thatyou õre on, the air that you õre breathing, Hatcher owns it all. - Shut up.
Whatever my father õs paying you, I will double it. No.
I õll quadruple it. I õll double it and quadruple it. No. No.
You õre being unreasonable.
I õm gonna giveyou one more chance to reconsider.
- I õll giveyou one chance to shutyour mouth. - Is thatyour final answer?
Forwhat it's worth, I hopeyou enjoythe fall.
- Yeah, what fall? - This fall.
- [ Horn Honks ] - [ Engine Revs ]
[ Both Yell ]
[ Travis Yelling ]
- Oh! - Whoo-hoo!
[ Together] Whoa!
[ Gasping ]
Come on. Where are the frickin õ keys?
That õs it. Come on. Oh! [Handcuffs Unlock]
[ Panting ]
Travis?
Good God.
Travis!
I õm not going back. Oh, you õre going back.
No way. Right now.
Who the hell do you thinkyou are, huh?
You come into mytown, mess up mybar.
- And you eyeball mywoman. - Eyeball yourwoman?
No, it õs on.
What õs this, huh? Who is this?
Is heyour friend? Doyou know him?
Doyou? Say hello.
Say hello. Say hello. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[ Groaning ]
Areyoufinished? Let's go.
Big boy, you like thunderstorms, huh?
Betyou do, right? Uh-huh.
Little thunder. Little lightning. Stop it.
Stop it! Thunder, lightning. Thunder, lightning.
Here õs-- Oh! [ Groans ]
You done beating me up? Let õs go.
Yeah, you win. I'm tiredofthis.
[ Travis ] Come on!
Go to sleep! Night-night! Night-night!
Go to sleep! Come on!
Obviouslywe got off on the wrong foot here,
so I õm gonna be completely candid with you.
[ Groans ] Haveyou ever heard of the Gato do Diabo?
- The devil õs cat. - You õre gonna stop speaking right now.
All right. Oh!
It õs a priceless obJect, man.
Forgedout ofpure gold.
- It õs worth millions. - Thoughtyou said it was priceless.
You do not want to argue semantics with a Ph.D. candidate.
- Ph.D.? - Yeah. Oh!
I am reallyvery close to being Dr. Travis Walker.
Dropped out ofStanford after two semesters, Einstein.
So, I õm fairly close. Closer than you.
You õre close to getting your ass kicked again. We got a plane to catch.
Wait. Wait. Wait. The gato is real, all right?
I know where to find it. I õll split it with you, 80-20.
Move. Seventy-thirty?
You õre a very unpleasant individual, you know that?
[Man Yells In Portuguese ]
You think they õre dead? What am I, psychic?
I õm gonna cut that kid õs nose off.
No, Harvey, you wanna get the gato,
õcause ifthe bad guys get it, theywon õt need us anymore.
There õll be no one to work the mine. You wanna work the mine?
There are two men in that Jungle who are trying to steal from me.
I feel like a little boy who õs lost his first tooth.
Put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth fairy to come.
Only, two evil burglars have crept in mywindow...
and snatched it before she could get here.
- [ Portuguese ] - Wait a second.
Doyou understand the concept ofthe tooth fairy?
Explain it to them. [ Portuguese ]
You find a tooth. You put it underyour pillow.
[HarveyContinues in Portuguese ]
Wait. She takes the goddamn thing, gives you a quarter.
They got my tooth. I want it back.
I have to askyou, back at the bar, man. That was crazy.
No guns. Strip, toss. Toss, strip.
Didn õt I tell you to be quiet? I know. I know.
But what is that? Some kind of nouveau Samurai code or something?
You got a problem with guns? Let õs Just say they take me to a place I don õt wanna go.
Where do they takeyou?
To a placeyou don õt wanna see me go. Walk.
How often doyou work out?
Let me get this straight. You neveruse guns? No.
Never? Never.
Ifyour best friend was gonna die? You wouldn õt pick up a gun?
No guns. Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.
Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus toyou?
Guns makeyou unpoco loco? Bang-bang crazy?
I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don õt like that.
What kind ofthings? Very bad things, Travis. Walk.
What about knives?
Move.
My father doesn õt share the same distaste for guns you do.
He'syourfather. He's not gonna killyou.
The onlything Billy Walker cares about is what's good for business.
Now, the question is, Mr. Beck, what's good foryour business?
H uh? You don õt I i ke money?
I don õt make deals with people like you.
[ Snickers ] You don õt even know me.
You õre Just like every otherJackass I õve taken down.
First they try to run, then they try to fight, then they try to negotiate.
When that doesn õt work, they do exactlywhat you õre about to do when you realize it õs over.
Oh, yeah? What õs that?
You õre gonna get down on your hands and knees and you õre gonna beg me for a break.
Well, guess what. I don õt give breaks. No breaks.
[ Snickers ] You don õt understand the situation.
You borrowed money from the wrong guy. You shot the wrong guy.
You slept with the wrong guy õs wife. I don õt care.
Your mistake.
What aboutyou, Mr. Beck?
Haven õt you ever made a mistake?
I know, move.
No breaks. That õs lame.
[ Mocking ] No breaks. I don õt give breaks.
Santa Claus doesn õt give any breaks.
[Beck] Shouldhave been at the airstrip bynow.
Like I õm really gonna help you out with this. I didn õt ask foryour help.
What are you doing? I have to pee.
Pee in your pants. Move. No.
I õve letyou push me around this Jungle for like five hours. You õve been very aggressive.
And I õm not taking another step until you let me pee.
Ifyou wanna keep going, you õre gonna have to carry me.
And I guarantee, I õm gonna pee on your head.
You threatening me? You threatening me with pee?
Well, yeah, ifyou don õt let me pee here.
Fine. You win. Pee.
Will you unzip me?
No, I õm not gonna unzipyou. You wanna pee? You have 30 seconds.
How am I supposed to pee with my hands cuffed behind my back? Find a way. Pee.
Come on. Don õt make it weird.
Please.
Don õt breathe. Don õt say a word.
Don õt even look at me. Look over there.
[Unzips Zipper]
Thanks, man.
Oh, shit.
I can õt get it out.
Could you Just-- No. Hell no.
God! Son of a--
[ Grunts ] Come on! Come on!
Come on! Oh, hey, hey, I got it.
Congratulations. You got 30 seconds. Hurry up.
Don õt listen to TinyTim, okay?
You're the real big boy. Everybodyknows it.
Ready? One, two, three. Go.
One, two, three. Go, go, go, go!
[ Urinating] Oh. Oh, yeah.
[ Sighs ] I õm going.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, boy.
[ Grunts ] Whoo!
What is this? What is--
Travis, hey.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Welcome to the Jungle, tough guy.
Looks like big boy got himself pig-snared. Get me down.
Hey, I õve got the keys to your cuffs.
- Oh! Oh, shit. - I õll tell you whatyou õve got, pal.
You õve got problems. Travis. Don õt do it, Travis.
- Hey, hey, get me down. Travis. - Whoo!
Oh, what's this? Is thisyour diary?
- Your little Journal? Huh? - Gimme that. Don õt touch that.
Do you want this? Get it! Get it! Give that back.
Come on, get it. Come on! Yeah, yeah!
- Oh, yeah, come on. Get it, get it, get it! - Give it to me!
Caw-caw. You õre like a little birdie up there. Caw-caw. Caw-caw.
Caw-caw. Caw-caw.
I will kill you. You better give me that book.
"Shrimp and pea risotto with basil and mint. õ õ
- What are you, a chef? - None ofyour business. Gimme the book back!
Well, it looks like yourWolfgang õs stuck right here, huh?
Travis! Travis! Hey, I letyou pee.
Oh, yeah, you did. You did. Thankyou so much.
Doyou have to pee, huh? Well, you got 30 seconds. Go ahead and pee.
[Branch Cracks ]
Oh, shit. Oh!
Hey, I was totally kidding about what I said.
Gimme the book. Turn around. I don õt want it. Oh!
What doyou always gotta hit me? Now listen to me.
We gotta get to this tree. Now let õs go back to back.
All right. Okay.
Kickyour legs. I õm trying! I õm kicking my legs!
Where areyou? Grab my back, not my ass.
You got it? Got it. Got it.
Oh, great, you did it.
Now what? Why? Pull your arm over me into the tree.
Listen. Putyour arm over me. You õre likejoe Pig-snare?
Putyour arm over me.
Just stop moving. Grab the vine. You gotta grab the--
[Creature Roars ] What was that?
Oh, shit. What was that?
Monkeys.
[ Growls, Trills ]
Steady. Steady.
Steady.
[ Roars ] [ Yells ]
- Steady! - [ Roars ]
- G-G-G-G-G-G-G-- - [ Hisses ]
[Travis ] Do not fight them!
[ Beck ] Oh, my God!
[Beck] What õs he doing? What is he doing?
He õs humping you. He õs humping you. What is he doing?
Establish dominance! Establish dominance!
- [Beck] Get him offme! - [ Monkey Grunting ]
He õs humping me! [Yells ] Make him stop!
[Gunshots]
Who õs that? It õs the rebels. Don õt worry. They õre my friends.
Hey. [ Portuguese ] God bless you. Say hi.
Hi.
These areyour friends, huh? Areyou kidding me?
I õm starting to long for a monkeywith a hard-on.
[Whispering] Whateverhappens, Just keep looking into his eyes.
Won õt that offend him? No.
Whateveryou do, do no blink.
They õre like grizzlies. J ust shut up and let me take care of this.
[Portuguese ]
He thinks we work for Hatcher. Tell him the truth. [ Mouthing Words ]
Fierce gaze. Fierce gaze. Fierce gaze.
[ Portuguese ]
What õs he saying? Shut up. Just hold his gaze. Hold his gaze.
[ Guns Cocking ]
Why do I get the feeling you really suck at Portuguese?
- Oh! Oh! - [ Portuguese ]
Fierce gaze!
- What õs going on? - I think he wants to fightyou.
No, we're not fighting. Tell him I don't want to fight.
[ Travis In Portuguese ]
I do not want to fight you. We are not fighting.
I do not want to fight. We are not fighting. Don't worry. They're little people.
What? You can take them. They õre little.
You can win.
Why do you wanna fight? Why?
Ijust wanna get back to the airport.
Please. I Just have to get home.
Okay, hip-hop.
You don õt wanna do this. Please. Please.
Travis, tell them one more time, I do not wanna fight.
I-I õd love to helpyou out, buddy,
but I don õt think they õre really listening to me anymore.
Heads up.
That õs okay! That is okay.
Hey, Kansas City.
[ Portuguese ]
- Don õt do it. - [ Portuguese ]
What is that? That õs like spinning Tarzan JuJitsu.
Speedy little bastards, aren õt they?
It õs gotta stay up.
- Oh! Ow! - [ Yells ]
- [ Panting ] - **** [ Drums Stop ]
- [ Groans ] - [ Mouthing Words ]
I am notyour enemy.
[ Gunshot]
- [ Portuguese ] - Mariana.
What areyou doing here?
Barmaidbyday, rebelleaderbynight.
You are good.
The whole time I was working you, you were working me.
I was hoping you might find El Gato do Diabo.
[Travis ] It couldn't have all been work. Could it?
Man, that was some good work.
What do you think, Travis?
I knew. You know that, right? I totally knew.
[Mariana In Portuguese ]
Hey.
The herbs will keep it from getting infected.
- Why do you do this? - Pardon me?
- Why do you fight? - Because of 65 cents an hour, Mr. Beck.
That õs what Hatcher pays the workers.
But in orderto mine, you need tools.
You need food, clothing, a place to sleep.
You have no money, so what doyou do?
You borrow from Hatcher.
Pick and shovel, a dollar a day.
Sack to hold the dirt, another dollar.
Mr. Beck knows a lot about that, don õt you?
He knows what it õs like to dig a hole so deep you can never climb out.
Call it whatyou want. Escravidao. Slavery.
And we intend to stop it.
[ Portuguese ]
Manito wants to know who you thinkwould win a fight...
between Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.
Ali. Hands down.
[ Portuguese ]
He says what about Tyson õs power? Shit.
Tell him Ali would have done to Tyson what he did to Foreman in Africa.
Ah, Rumble-- Rumble in thejungle.
- Tell him Ali was too smart. - [ Portuguese]
Toosmart, too fast. He wouldhave usedhisjabs. Bam! Bam!
- [Mariana Translates ] - Would have danced.
Would have played with his mind. Before you know it, bam, left to the body.
- Bam, right to the head. - [ Portuguese ]
Down goes Tyson.
Float like butterfly.
Sting like bee.
Float like butterfly, sting like bee.
[ Gang ] Float like butterfly, sting like a bee.
Float like butterfly, sting like a bee. Aah!
[ Portuguese ]
He says he thinks you are a great fighter.
Andhe wantsyou to have it. It's forluck.
- Tell him I õm sorry. I can õt. - You õll offend him ifyou refuse.
I õm honored. Thankyou.
[Mariana ] You'll needall the luck you can get.
It õs a long walk back to the airfield.
Especially byyourself.
Nice.
You don õt understand.
I õm not going back without him.
- Here we go again. - Fifty rifles sayyou are.
And we õre rebels, not thieves.
[Gunfire ]
Hatcher! [ Yelling In Portuguese ]
- Travis! - [ Gunshots ]
Travis!
Let õs clean it up.
[ Gunfire ]
[ Panting ]
Not so fast,Jungle boy.
[MotorcycleApproaches ]
Move. Move!
[ Mariana ] Come on.
Manito! Get back, Manito. Vamos.
Go! Go! Go!
Manito! Let õs go!
I want hunting parties. Small ones.
Find them.
Find them!
[ Mariana ] All right, this is the way it õs going to be.
You õre going to take me to El Gato do Diabo.
Andyou're going to take me now.
- Calm down. - Don õt!
You saw what they do. Don õt ever tell me to calm down.
- Travis, don õt playwith me. - Orwhat?
Or I õm going to shoot you.
Well, ifyou shoot me, you õre never gonna find the gato.
So, we're gonna make a little deal.
Deal? You see, El Gato is Just an obJect to you.
It õs a life on the Riviera and a private yacht.
- Lady, you don õt know the first thing about me. - For us, it õs hope.
Oh,you're breakin'myheart. It's like a telethon.
- You selfish-- - [Rifle Blast ]
Sit down. Sit down!
Holy shit. You tried to shoot me!
You saw it.
- Crazy-- - Shut up.
You shut up.
The deal is this. He õll take you to the gato.
You Just show me how I get out ofthis Jungle so I can take him home. Deal?
Do we... have a deal?
Deal.
Let me get this straight.
She gets what she needs, you get whatyou need and I get the shaft.
- I could always give her back the gun. - I really don õt likeyou.
- Well, I get that a lot. - Seriously.
What? I was Just wondering how it is you came to do,
you know, whatever it is you do.
- It õs a long story. - It õs a long walk.
I grew up in a very rough place.
One thing led to another, that õs all.just likeyou.
Like me? Yeah. You getpushed, youpush back.
But with me, I pushed so hard that word got around.
Before I knew it, I was standing in a room full ofthe wrong people with the wrong money.
So you think I õm standing in a room full ofthe wrong people? Yeah.
- Something like that. - I likeyou, Mr. Beck.
Really.
Butyou and I are nothing alike.
Travis, let õs keep moving.
Let õs go.
[WaterRushing]
What areyou doing?
Let õs take us a little swim, Wolfgang.
We're notswimming. We're moving.
- Let õs go. - Come on, big boy. You could use a bath.
Travis, we have to keep moving. It õll be dark soon.
Why? We õre already here.
Don õt pee in the water. Why?
A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine intoyour pau. Whoo!
Come on, big boy. Feels good!
Swim up mywhat?
Your pinto. It õll swim up your ding-dong.
And once it gets in, you can õt get it out. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Come on!
[ Stammers ] Well, then what?
They have to amputate.
Not this boy õs pinto. Uh-uh, not today.
The hieroglyphic code said the great chief ofthe MaraJo people...
put the gato to sleep behind the walls of a moving curtain.
A waterfall.
Whoa.
Must be some kind of methane buildup.
It õs cool. Let õs go. [ Screams ]
[ All Gasping ]
Yeah, real genius. You have no cluewhatyou õre doing.
Aw, shut up. You obviously don õt know the first thing about methane deposits.
Oh, and you do? Shut up.
What õd you Just say?
[Walls Creaking]
What is it?
Whydo I get the feeling we are not supposed to be here?
Because we õre not.
Whoa! jesus!
There it is! I toldyou it was real!
Travis, you õre never gonna get back there. It õs too dangerous.
- [ Gasps ] - [Beck] The roofis coming down.
Wait a second.
Jaguar.
I know what this is. Monkey.
Eagle. I can't hold this, Travis.
- I know what this is. - What is it?
It õs an 800-year-old safe. This is how they kept their treasures protected.
There õs a combination.
Jaguar. Cat.
Gato. Cat. It's gotta be thejaguar.
Ifwe hold the sticks closest to the Jaguar, we õll be okay.
In about 60 seconds, then the whole roof's coming down.
You õre not gonna touch anything. Let õs go.
Follow thejag. Follow thejaguar.
[ Grunting ]
Easy. Easy.
- [ Gasps ] - It õs comin õ down, Travis.
[Beck ] What areyou doing? Let's go.
[ Mariana ] Pass it to me.
-Is that ajaguar? - I think it õs an eagle.
Travis, hurry!
Oh, look at that.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
I did it.
I found you.
Not some Oxford archaeologist or some stiff-assed Harvard professor.
- I did! I found you! - Who gives a shit?
How do you like me now, huh, Beck?
Go! Go! Move!
Now! Run!
Let õs go! [ Screaming ]
[Mariana ] These are konlobos.
They õre very rare. You õre lucky.
And I wouldn õt flirt with El Gato do Diabo's eyes if I were you.
- They say it õs quite dangerous. - What else do they say?
That once restored to its rightful owners, the rivers will run deep, laden with fish.
And the trees will grow tall bringing shade for thousands ofhammocks...
so its people may rest thei r weary backs.
You thi nk bri nging this gato to your people will do all that?
No, Mr. Beck, but I expect the money selling it brings will do Just that.
We can buy seed, irrigate, farm our own lands, free ourselves from Hatcher õs mine.
Lutadores da liberdade.
When that statue hits the black market, it's gonna vanish forever.
I t õs a little late for morals, don õt you think?
Especially after you were going to do the same thing yourself.
And 1 0% of that black market is going to pay foryour freedom,
so I õd be a little more grateful ifl wereyou.
What ifl told you I was gonna give it to a museum so that the whole world could appreciate it?
You can tell me anything you want, Travis.
But I knowyou.
[ Scoffs ]
So, what areyou gonna do afteryou bring him home, Mr. Beck?
- I õm gonna open a restaurant. - Yeah. He's a killer in the kitchen too.
Ten, 1 5 tables. Nothing fancy.
Italian.
Southern Italian.
How do you, uh--
How doyou spell, uh--
konlobos?
[ Sighs ] Konlobos,
with a "K. "
Don õt worry. After four or five hours, you õll be as good as new.
The fire will keep the animals away until sunup.
I õm sorry,
but money has a way ofchanging people.
You did find it, Travis,
Just like you said.
No one can take that away from you.
[ Kisses Cheek ]
And I will send you the money to buyyour freedom. I meant that.
You kept yourword, and I admire that.
So I õll keep mine.
Go north until you reach the Quantana Road. Take it south all the way to the airfield.
Goodluck toyou, Mr. Beck.
[ Kisses Cheek]
[Footsteps Departing]
[Footsteps Approaching]
[ Slurred Speech ] Oh, shit. What?
[ Slurred Speech ] What?
Monkey. Monkey.
Monkey, where? J ust get him away from me.
- Get out of here, monkey. - Get out ofhere, monkey.
[Animal Roaring]
- Oh, no. - I hate this place.
- Get out of here, monkey! - I hate penis-eating minnows...
and I hate freaky fruit!
- [ Grunting ] - Get him away from me.
I wanna go home. I want concrete.
- Get out ofhere, monkey! - I want homemade tortellini.
- [ Hissing ] - I want my Los Angeles Lakers!
- [Travis ] No! - I wanna go home. I wanna go home.
- Get out ofhere, monkey! - I wanna go home!
- [ Screeching ] - Get out ofhere, monkey! Get out ofhere, monkey!
[ Grunts ]
[BoyShouting In Portuguese ]
Oh, what about that?
Been for a stroll, have ya, boys?
Where õs my bag? Where's myJeep?
Give me my bag.
You have any water?
Sit down. How soon before we can take off?
There õs the slight matter of a jeep you left at the bottom of a mountainside.
- I õll take care of it. - In a right bloody large puddle, am I wrong?
Isaid I'll take care ofit. Thatjeep is dead, my friend.
Look, you õll getyour money. Just start the plane.
What õs your big hurry? I õm Just trying to get out ofhere...
before I run into Hatcher or any more problems. Don õt go worrying about Hatcher.
That monstrositywon't give a flying fornication forthe pair ofyouse no more.
- He got what he was after. - What do you mean he õs got what he was after?
He caught up with poor Mariana in the Jungle and relieved her ofher artifact.
- What õd you say? - I said he relieved her ofher artifact.
It's a wordin the English language, "artifact. "
Artifact, look it up. Son of a bitch. He õs got my gato!
Your what? The gato.
Don õt you speak English? Hey.
Where is she? Hatcher õs got her in town.
He õs torturing her for information.
He õs doing what? Lutadores da liberdade.
Freedom fighters? Freedom fighters, my ass.
Lutadores da loco, you ask me.
They õre all gonna die.
Come on. All aboard.
[ Sighs ] Come on.
What are you doing?
We made a deal. A deal?
What the hell does that mean?
I õm here at the airstrip, she doesn õt have the gato.
You õre gonna go in there byyourself?
No way. No way.
Hey, Hatcher õs got a small army back there.
You don't even knowyourway around the town. Oh, wait. I got an idea.
How about you saddle up to one of those bulls over there,
you ride into town like a conquistador and challenge all them to a duel.
Oh, yeah. I forgot. You don õt use guns.
What õs your point?
You õre gonna die, Beck.
- The boy õs right, Mr. Beck. Do ya mind ifwe settle the bill now? - You need help.
Areyou gonna help me, Travis? All you care about is the money.
No, Beck, you õre wrong. I õd rather die than let that son ofa bitch get my gato.
You needall the helpyou can get.
Hell, you can even use him, for Christ sake.
Don õt bring me into it. I got a dodgy knee here.
You can't do this onyour own.
Okay, Travis.
I know you õre gonna run on me. It might not be tonight, it might not be tomorrow,
but I will find you and I will take you back.
Are we clear? Yeah.
We õll both probably be dead in about an hour.
So let õs cancel Christmas.
Brava.
Bellissima. Brava.
Your plan of attackwas a bit naive.
Man, ifl was only 10 minutesyounger, huh?
Isuppose now we have a conversation whereyou enlighten me.
Mr. Hatcher? How many more ofyou are out there?
Enlighten me. Where are the rest ofyour compadres? Enlighten me!
- Mr. Hatcher? - What I don õt get is whyyou people are so hostile?
I õve been good toyou. I builtyou a town. Why are we fighting?
Mr. Hatcher. What?
We õve lost contact with Outpost 1.
There õs nobody answering.
Mr. Hatcher, are you out there?
What can I do foryou, Mr. Beck?
I have no desire to fight with you oryour men.
Forthat reason, you have two options.
Option "A ": You leave the gato and the girl andyou walk out oftown, no questions asked.
And what õs option " B õ õ?
Option " B õ õ: I make you.
Wrong choice.
Lock down the town.
[ People Shouting ]
[Man, Indistinct Over Walkie-Talkie ]
[Bell Tolling]
**** [ Blows Note ]
**** [ Single Note ]
[ Man ] Still no visual contact. Team 4 is checking the perimeter right now.
**** [Bagpipes ]
**** [ Continues ]
He... that heard the sound...
ofthy holy trumpet and took not warnin õ.
He hath clearlywandered too far...
from the word of God.
And Cornelius Bernard Hatcher,
yourhourhas come!
Let õs get it on, big boy!
It õs time to get back on the path.
**** [Resumes ]
[Distant Rumbling]
[ Men Shout ]
[ Screaming ]
That õs a lot of cows.
Hi.
[ Shouts In Portuguese ]
[ Gunfire ]
What nerve.
Ah, õbout bloody time, huh?
Somebody,justshoot him.
[ Grunting ]
Oh, yeah?
Oh, you want one? Yeah.
Oh, okay.
A little thunder. You like thunderstorms, big boy?
How õbout some lightning?
Ooh-ooh! [ Cooing ]
Whoo! [ Chittering ]
Your-- Your ears!
Oh! [ Grunts ]
Take the gato and the girl and get to the airfield.
Ifyou run into trouble, use her as a hostage.
And, Harvey, whenyou're safelyout oftown,
put her out of my misery.
[ Gunfire ] [ Gasps ]
Boom, boom.
I need help!
Do not go gentle into that good night, my lovely.
Beck! Help, Beck!
Rage, rage...
against the dyin'ofthe light.
For there shall be no mercy...
for anyforce that stands...
blocking this path ofhis righteousness!
[ Muffled ] Beck, hel p!
Beck!
**** [ Rock ]
Move!
Boom-shaka-laka, ta-da!
[ Screaming ]
No way.
Give me back my gato, you little bald freak!
[ Whips Snapping ]
Oh, great.
[ Groans ]
[ Gunshot ]
Whoa!
See ya.
You got the moves. I õll give you that.
You reached...
into the wrong refrigerator, Mr. Beck.
[ Gunshot] [ Groans ]
Hold your horses! What have I done?
Are we not men?
Hatcher? [ Shouts ] What?
Option "A õ õ is still on the table. You can walk away right now.
[ Chuckling]
Option "A õ õ doesn õt work for me.
Before I came here,
what-- what did you people have?
Face it! Be fair. I put a roofoveryourhead, a little coin in yourpockets.
You barefoot I ndians didn õt have pockets...
before Hatcher came along.
I gave you life! I õm the heart in the darkness. Face it.
You can õt run this thing without me.
I am pumping the blood ofthe modern world...
into your backward veins, you stinkin õ,
ingrate,
Oompa Loompa...
morons!
Okay. That õs it. I õm done.
Mr. Beck.
I õll take option "A. õ õ
Clear, please.
[ Groans ]
Oh, shit.
You make a hell of an entrance, Mr. Beck.
Yeah.
I õd offeryou a beer, but I thinkyou blew up my bar.
Yeah, I thinkyou õre right.
Thankyou.
We had a deal. Yes, we did.
And I õm afraid I didn õt deliver on that deal.
How is that?
The gato. I promised you the gato.
Yes, well, I promised you Travis.
You all talking about this Travis?
And this gato?
- I õm impressed. - Yeah, well, make sure they spell my name right.
I told you itwasn õt about the money.
Well, big boy, I guess it õs your move.
I õm impressed myself, Travis.
[Shaking Hands ]
Declan, start the plane.
"Declan, start the plane õ õ? What does that mean, "Declan start the plane õ õ?
I õm taking you home, Travis. Oh, I figured that.
No breaks. Good luck.
You too. I will send you your cut.
Move. Uh-huh.
Not a penny less than 1 5.6 million. Move, Travis.
You really ought to stay away from guns. You ought to getyourself a psychiatrist, seriously.
[All Cheering]
Move.
[ Chuckling ] Well, look at him.
Look atyou with your beard. You õre like a real man. Butyou õre so thin.
Running is good exercise. [ Laughing ] It õs good exercise.
- That õs funny. Did you hear him? Running foryour life? - Yeah.
[Laughing] I love it, I reallydo!
You know, there is not enough aspirin in the world for a headache likeyou.
Well, there probably is, but I understand whatyou mean.
Well, that õs good, õcause that means you õll understand...
whyyou õre gonna take that little trip back to Chicago, huh?
Actually, I don õt completely understand that one.
Ah, still the smart-ass.
I õm not that smart, Dad. I didn õt know she was married. Well, she was...
very married.
And you, what tookyou so long?
Your kid was a tough rundown, Billy. [ Chuckles ] Him?
No. Yeah, yeah.
But I did walk him right through that door, right,Just likewe agreed?
You did. We good?
We õre good.
250 large. You gotyour restaurant, kid.
Now get out ofhere.
Billy, before I leave, when I was down in Brazil, they showed me this ritual...
that they practice when they have these big celebrations.
And what they do is they eat this fruit...
and it õs called konlobos, with a "K. õ õ
So, I figured before I leave, we can celebrate one last time.
Guys, trysome ofthis. We'll get it overwith. Ifhe says it's good, it's gotta be good.
He's the best chefl know. [ Beck ] Billy, here. You try the first piece.
I t õs not bad.
Big seeds, though. I don õt like seeds.
Hey, what are you--
[ Moans ]
[ Moaning Continues ]
I walked him right through that door, Billy.
Mm-hmm.
Boy,
you got a funny-lookin õ face.
Hey, Dad. Whoo!
I loveyou, you know that? Becauseyou showed me something back there. You did.
I thoughtyou had character, but I wasn õt sure.
You got it, man! You really got it! Get in the truck.
You pretty much violated every agricultural law back there. That õs the least of our problems.
I know. You should go back in there and finish him off.
You wanna go back in there? Go ahead. Knockyourself out. I õll wait foryou right here.
I õm not going back in there. Right.
So, shut up, get in the truck before I change my mind.
Don õt push me.
What? Don õt push me.
I appreciate everything you did back there.
But ifyou wanna get technical about it, all you really did is even up the score since I saved your life first.
Get in the truck. You don õt have to thank me.
But this pushing shit ain õt happening no more. You read me?
Uh-uh.
- Okay. I õm gonna bustyou up. - Go for it.
[ Scoffs ] Yeah.
Hey, rememberyour friend-- Mr. Thunder?
How õbout his buddy-- Mr. Lightning?
Ooh, I knowyou know him.
You know him real well, don õtya?
[ Grunting ]
I õm Just playing, man. I õll be in the truck.
I õm gonna kill you.
****[Hip-hop]
[Man] ** Whatyou runningfrom Whoyou running to **
** Readyto kicksome ass Bring a gun ortwo **
** Getyour whole town It's gonna be the showdown **
** And we gonna make the streets smoky like it was Motown **
** Come on, come on, come on **
** I got the temptation Feeling the sensation **
** We got our motor running and I ain't even got my gun **
** Don't take the third 'cause I'm prepared to get the job done **
** Even ifthe Mob come running up in Mach 1 **
** I don 't hold no beefwith you 'cause I'm a peaceful dude **
** Don 't make me rearrange your face like a Rubik's Cube **
** Don 't make me run up in your face like I was ready to do **
** Don 't bringyour ladies into town Ain 't no place safe foryou **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run Don 't slow me down now **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run This is the rundown **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run Don 't slow me down now **
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** All right, all right, all right **
** On your marks, set, ready, go Hands up, here we go **
** Some people love me but a lot ofniggers hate me more **
**** [ Continues Indistinct ]
** Now some days I don 't know who to trust **
** Ifyou were betting men the good guys usually us **
** I mean me I ain 't trying to be mean, T. **
** I'd rather chill, meditate and sip this green tea **
** I'm hard as a rock but I don 't need a lot ofspace **
** You making a scene Come on, this is not the place **
** Don 't try to escape, run or skip town, dude **
** You making it harder for everyone aroundyou I poundyou **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run Don 't slow me down now **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run This is the rundown **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run Don 't slow me down now **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run This is the rundown **
** Don 't slow me down now **
** This is the rundown **
** Don 't slow me down now **
** This is the rundown **
** Run, run, run, run, run, run Don 't slow me down now **
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** Go, go, go, go, go, go **
** Go, go, go, go, go, go ****